Spending my night ruining the free world.
This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.
unleash hell for just $1.50
the best thing that came from working at mcdonalds was learning why the heck the mcflurry spoons look like that
it’s a secret.
you can’t fucking do that
Things that totally happened on Supernatural: 9x10 - “Road Trip”
Trying to get other people to ship your ship:
Ship remains non-canon?
Ship remains non-canon part 2:
You ALMOST Ship something:
Someone ships something you don’t ship?
Someone insults your ship:
Ship becomes canon:
What is the conclusion? Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.
No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.
When someone shoots your ship down:
that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you
women are better than men = misandry
men are better than women = misogyny
men and women are equal = feminism
everyone is equal but also shit = misanthropy,
everyone’s equal when they’re dead = lesmiserables
everyone’s dead = supernatural
everyone’s important = doctor who
everyone’s an idiot = sherlock
everyone’s food = hannibal
they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before
You cant date me or kiss me or look at me until you fully understand that I am entirely psychotic and will probably ruin your life
needs to be put up in every school